posted ago by CurdMasterWhey ago by CurdMasterWhey +107 / -0
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CrazyBulgarian 32 points ago +33 / -1

Imagine if callers got him kicked out of prison lol

Pogger 3 points ago +3 / -0


zabudabi 24 points ago +26 / -2

Inmate # 217003008

Mexican_handy 19 points ago +20 / -1

Video call from jail and stream it

LuxuraryToast 10 points ago +11 / -1

Make customer service great again, and remove niggers and Indians from any position of power, that sheboon CO on the phone is such a low-key passive agressive cunt ''I haVe no iDeA, He Know hoW to do DaT' he just gotta do it."

Der_Faust 7 points ago +7 / -0

This cunt doesn't care enough to look him up and see he's under strict supervision(prevent heroing) and in private holding.

He has limited access to stuff that normal bookies have. I'm wondering if he can even be sent commissary.

Someone in NY should send him a snickers or other confectionary he enjoys and see if it gets through. Would be a good morality boost I'm sure they have him on minimal rations as a means to placate.

Der_Faust 9 points ago +9 / -0

institutions are so disengenious.

They take these jokes seriously despite seeing he's a internet persona, and it's his occupation.

Meanwhile they allow BLM to loot, burn, threaten, and kill people.

BLM isn't a political organization bro

Neither are "incels" faggot

MafiaMan 8 points ago +9 / -1

Hey dude your in Hoboken I noticed.

DamianDGM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good eye homie

ScuffAndy 7 points ago +7 / -0

what prison?

want to see if they have care/food/gift baskets. Some prisons have like a sweets n sour candies basket, chocolate candies basket, etc...

Also get a him one of those see thru plastic tv if those are still a thing in prisons.

CurdMasterWhey [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Essex County Correctional Facility was what he dialed up, in New Jersey (not NY, not MA).

ScuffAndy 1 point ago +2 / -1


they dont have those tv's anymore, but can get him one of these bad boys.

Martian420 3 points ago +3 / -0

The important question is, can he stream on it?

CurdMasterWhey [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

Imagine if he starts streaming from within prison against his lawyer's advice and has recruited an Incel Army of fellow prisoners he's cracked up with his quick comedy stylings?

Der_Faust 3 points ago +3 / -0

Using their autism they rig the stakes on dice, and card games slowly growing their empire from behind the cells of society

ManWithTheCigar 6 points ago +6 / -0

How to send money?

CurdMasterWhey [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sending Funds to Inmates

Essex County Correctional Facility

Malik Sanchez, #217003008

354 Doremus Avenue

Newark, NJ 07105

By Mail an Inmate may receive Postal Money Orders, Bank (redeemable) Money orders, Cashier’s Checks, or Certified Checks.


Visitors Lobby Kiosk accepts Cash, Debit cards and Credit cards (No personal checks)

Monday – Friday 9:00 am – 3:00 pm.


ScuffAndy 4 points ago +5 / -1

I didn't find him on Essex County.

Found him here:

Inmate/Offender :Malik Sanchez, 217003008, Monmouth County Correctional Institution

Same on Jpay, where you add funds for inmates online seen HERE

rymy 6 points ago +6 / -0

While Jpay does validate inmate information for most institutions, it doesn't validate inmate information for Monmouth County. You can basically enter any name/lastname/ID and it will accept, just try it out. So this doesn't indicate that Sanchez is housed there. They will gladly accept your money though, but who knows where it will end up.

Based on the phone call I do believe he's in Essex County, reason why it's unlisted is because he may be with the US Marshals so he's listed in their system and not in the one of the county.

niggerAIDS 2 points ago +2 / -0

good looks bro, that actually would make a lot of sense... definitely plausible to say the least. i was stuck scratching my head on this one

niggerAIDS 5 points ago +5 / -0

I went on their website,

Monmouth County Sheriff's Office > Inmate Search > First Name: Malik > Last Name: Sanchez > Charge Agency > All > Submit > "Error: No inmates found matching your search criteria."

I did the same thing with Essex County Correctional Facility and didn't find anything

FederalAgentNickGurs 1 point ago +1 / -0

i want to send him money but im confused. can you clarify where to send it please? pretty sure he is in essex but unlisted like u/rymy said

rymy 2 points ago +2 / -0

AFAIK the journalist of that most recent article called his lawyer and that's how they got aware of where he is housed, so I'm pretty confident, especially with the phone call confirming his record. But for ultimate confirmation, we could ask our NYC liaison (or NJ liaison) to go there. u/Therightstuff

Apparently, there is a TouchPay kiosk in the visitor lobby where you can put money in. The lady on the phone said you can use that to donate to Sanchez (need his full name and ID number). Given that it claims that the money will be available "instantly" in the inmate's account, I'm pretty sure the kiosk will validate the inmate information with the internal computer system before taking any money, and then it's up to the liaison to put money in or no.

Should verify what hours the visitor lobby is open, as it's going to be restricted.

tzgnilki 5 points ago +7 / -2

don't send money, he'll get beaten up for it

Der_Faust 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's in a private error for high status threats. They are pretending his a terror actor

rymy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Protective custody HYPE

CKyle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Commissary means a lot when you’re locked up

ImagineImagining 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does this phantom guy have a user name here? I'd like to ask him something.

JessyTaylorDoH 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ya Damiandgm he’s in this thread

NiggerSlayer69 1 point ago +2 / -1

It'd be awful if the inmates heard about the video of inmate # 217003008 snitching to a police station. Could make his life pretty rough

swollencolon 1 point ago +2 / -1

imagine continuously trying to exploit the misfortunes of another. but these does seem like some sort of "honeypot"...send sanchez money and get on the governments new anti-incel task force list ...sorry Federal BAM..IP2 is smarter than that...