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BurgerPlanet 29 points ago +30 / -1

100 % - if u dont see the bitch in baked ur lost.

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lowandoder 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only thing missing here, is that he says "yoba! let's goooo! what the? yoba!" also in the 30 to 60 min cat, as well as in the 60 min to 3 hrs and in the 3 hours - end of stream, no? I actually do not know, i have never watched a single stream from this pathetic douche, but i never not hear him say those retarded slogans, whenever i have to see him in one of those "highlight" videos....does he really only do that in the beginning? Haha, who cares, this is so funny and perfect, man i can't get how people watch this asshole clown!

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lolwutdat 19 points ago +19 / -0

WHAT THA...

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AbrahamNHD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stream schedule lets gooooo....

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lolwutdat 5 points ago +5 / -0

YOFA...

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Thewrongstuff420 13 points ago +13 / -0

1⁰⁰% accurate

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Oranges 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey Faggot this is the one stance I agree with you on. PS don’t describe your body to a bunch of dudes it’s sus as fuck.

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Thewrongstuff420 -2 points ago +3 / -5

I'm flexing on all you fat midgets with my Alpha stats... nothing gay about asserting my dominance...

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Oranges 2 points ago +3 / -1

From now on you’re known as Faggot/Suspect Andy. Asserts dominance by describing his body to a majority male trolling sub.

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Thewrongstuff420 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Cope more fat midget.. I can see your jealousy oozing out of my screen

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WikingGinger 8 points ago +8 / -0

In a nutshell...this is satire right?

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BLADESMISSINGTOOTH 4 points ago +5 / -1

Let’s goooooooo

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trapped_here_with_u 3 points ago +5 / -2

holy fuck this is autism lol

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Martian420 3 points ago +13 / -10

this is funny but it's dripping in mental illness

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BjornTv 13 points ago +15 / -2

Its only funny because it's the truth

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lowandoder 1 point ago +1 / -0

The mental illness of Bacon Alaska, yes.

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Gaydude -7 points ago +4 / -11

Someone really typed all of that out. Imagine seething that much 😂😂

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Mentor562 2 points ago +2 / -0

BASED

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Der_Faust 2 points ago +2 / -0

I suggest you get some life insurance Poodoo, Baked won't take kindly to the internal script being compromised in such a public setting.

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WhatClubHitman 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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Venti_Has_Sole 2 points ago +8 / -6

nigger literally sat there and wrote this entire thing for 60 upvotes on ip2 lol

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poodoo [S] 19 points ago +22 / -3

Took me 3 hours of brainstorming and storyboarding. I hope this thread goes well.

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topsimp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good work! Quality memeing I think well worth it!

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TheManEdward 2 points ago +2 / -0

The kind of dedication we need T7

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yesyesno123 1 point ago +1 / -0

worth it

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avtism 2 points ago +2 / -0

wow, I now have the masterkey to streaming

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fuckoffsjc 1 point ago +1 / -0

still sounds more appealing than whatever majestic faggot and attila bakk have planned out

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treetop -3 points ago +7 / -10

this is literally the blueprint that all of the best IRL streamers follow...

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poodoo [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yea all those times Carl spent 30 minutes hyping up his audience then eating burgers and thanking donos for an hour

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Hassel_the_Hoff 1 point ago +4 / -3

^ this - Just change a couple of the lines and names to tailor to the individual streamer then you're set. For example:

--- Actions ---

First 3 hours

Tell everyone you're going to do IRL after these next two shots, followed by telling everyone how much you love them then 5 mins later how much you hate em'. Play 90s music.

--- Desired impression ---

Getting mind right for the day and building suspense for the wacky IRL encounters you'll be creating. Also remind the audience that you're #1 and you're back hurts from constantly carrying the network.


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poodoo [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

Every streamer has a routine they follow. That's bound to happen. What's unique about Baked is his pretention. Every laugh is fake, every moment of excitement is exaggerated. When he's streaming he's not in the moment. He's thinking about his brand, his career, his profile, his merch sales, his social media numbers. There's not a moment of sincerity with him. He's a manager LARPing as an in-front-of-the-camera guy.

That's why your "desired impression" doesn't even make sense. Stop Speeding is freewheeling and raw. Nothing about him is calculated. He desires to make a certain impression like any human does, but it isn't nearly to the level of Baked who's basically so calculated that he's a shell of a human. Speeding just gets drunk and has a vague plan of where he's going to go.

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lowandoder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Calling that clown a performer is rich, dude. "Let's gooooo! yoba!" Fucking phaguette!

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DependentlyWealthy 3 points ago +3 / -0

people on here forget or don't know baked has a degree in business/marketing, this is how a corporation would do IRL just with a different political bent

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stresscig 2 points ago +2 / -0

this post and everything you said about baked is insanely accurate but i see a ton of pretention in stop speeding too. what has mainly always bugged me about him is his obsession with projecting authenticity he talks about it so much it just makes a lot of his mannerisms and opinions feel contrived and fake to me like hes trying to convince you hes the true ip2 to make you overlook any lack of creativity he has going on in his stream.. like the kind of kid who grew up looking up to gg allin