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StickyMattress 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's an idiot. Fuckin' christ. The amount he'll lose in the long run for a conviction pales in comparison to paying some court fine on a petty misdemeanor. We're probably talking max $500 for the fine. What a fucking idiot. God damnit, Speedy.

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StickyMattress 2 points ago +3 / -1

Jesus. For real? What a doofus, he probably turned a petty misdemeanor he could have easily had dismissed after a probation into something much worse. Welp, he is his own enemy at this point. Certainly can't blame a caller for that.

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StickyMattress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha, you're giving Baked at least an extra 2 inches. You don't measure from behind the balls, but from where the shaft starts outta the balls.

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StickyMattress 8 points ago +8 / -0

On top of his other charges he's still waiting to go to court for this is definitely not good unless the cops let him go tonight.

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StickyMattress 8 points ago +8 / -0

Monday afternoon at the earliest, judges don't work on weekends.

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StickyMattress 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who's got the clip of what he said to get arrested? That's the real clip we need.

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StickyMattress 4 points ago +5 / -1

Imagine dating a white girl after a manlet like Baked soiled her uterus.

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StickyMattress 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember when he played bass for the Smashing Pumpkins. Those were good times.

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StickyMattress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Surprise, surprise... the guy's walking around who can't find a "wife" wear gay pride glasses!

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StickyMattress 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you consider someone a Doctor even though they went to Medical school but dropped out, though?

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StickyMattress 1 point ago +1 / -0

What happened to being a master drummer from the prestigious school of Berkley? So he admits that he dropped out before receiving any real accreditation from Berkley after years of throwing that school's name around.

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StickyMattress 1 point ago +1 / -0

She drinks 24/7, that'll do it to ya.

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StickyMattress 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to take Klonopins & Xanny bars daily & you can function for sure after getting tolerance. I think either way, he's too lucid for heroin or benzos, but people have mentioned how monotone & "relaxed" he's acted lately. Who knows.

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StickyMattress 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds like the LGBTQRSXYZ community is making a threat against us that don't suffer from mental illness.

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StickyMattress 1 point ago +1 / -0

One day you may actually find a job, we're all praying for you!

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StickyMattress 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine watching this shirtless dude bobble back & forth for hours.. #GetBackToWorkAmerica